queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

hotboyproblems:

want to burn 1000s of calories fast???

  • try to put your bed sheets on your bed

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have been no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

j6:

scientific reports show that tomorrow is going to be today when it’s tomorrow


You know what I want, babe? Cool guys like you out of my life.

You know what I want, babe? Cool guys like you out of my life.

(Source: mrgolightly)

(Source: fudou)

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

(Source: awwww-cute)

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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filthycalum:

mashocake:

5sostrum:

parudise:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT

'DO YOU OWN LESBIAN PORN?'

HAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY

“VAGINAL EXCRETER”

ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

osointricate:

osointricate:

osointricate:

osointricate:

friends lock you in a room together until you make out au

find out your friends have bet on when you’re going to bang so you purposely sabotage them but in the process of not banging you really want to bang au

you announce to your friends you’ve given up hope so they start setting you up on dates with other people but all this does is make the first person super jealous and into you au

cute confession because of head injury au 

iancgallagher:

- What do you mean he’s- We all get fucking depressed. How the fuck can we not living around here?

- It’s not that kind of depressed, okay?

Steven Yeun explains how his character has survived for so long on The Walking Dead

(Source: stevensyeun)